If you're a girl wanting an online bf, why not try me? Fully guaranteed to amuse you, excite you or sympathise with you.

Like most guys, I won't go shopping with you, but I'll praise your clothes choices when you model for me! I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear when you're in the mood, and let you watch your chick flick when you want to escape.

Age, experience and ethnic origin are so not a problem, I'm easy - very easy.

Unlike other bfs, I'll tell you all you want to know about my previous gfs, and when you want to dump me, there's no drama - just stop writing to me. I'll take the hint and I won't harass you. Instead, I'll just start looking for another gf!

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