Hi,

Thanks for reading my post thing,

I'm 28, 5' 11"; and in good nick with short cropped hair and all of my own teeth which can still chew Curly Wurly's without falling out.

My favourite food is Pop tarts and I wash once a week whether I need it or not.

I am partially housetrained and I always lift the seat up when I go for a wee but I can't be held responsible for chucking out the milk when its on the turn because i'm just not that observant.

I have a wide interest in music from Mozart to Buck's Fizz.

The bird needs to good with modern kitchen cleaning products such as Barry Scott's Cillit Bang and Cif (Jif).

I am looking for a lady who likes all of the above and can talk the hind legs off a donkey.

I like to read newspapers with pictures in to break up the monotony of the written word and my favourite colour is a sort of Greeny Red which is called Amber.

I've finally written (myself) off here because there's someone at the door shouting through the letterbox wanting their budgie back so I should go.

If you would like to find out more feel free to get in touch, it would be gggggreat to hear from you.

Quick responses are required please as I can't open the back door

goodbye x

And to my next door neighbour who throws bin bags over the fence, would you please stop it. Thank you

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