Hobbies include:
*Stuffing my face with crips watching Jerry Springer in my flat instead of working
*Scraping dirt from my toenails with a chopstick after chinese takeaways
*Belching
*farting
*throwing empty Fosters cans out the window at the hoodies below
*going shopping in my pajamas and a winter coat
*scratching my arse with dinner fork (great for hard to reach places)
*talking with mouth full

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