Please help me - this morning I dropped my iPod without realising it just outside Zurich and the Octagon Cafe. I backtracked within 15 minutes but it had gone, but my headphones were there, so I know it was dropped and someone probably stole it.

IF you stole it - I HATE YOU. But, the iPod has sentimental value to me, and has a lot of rare music that took a long time to load onto it. If you're really that ****ing desperate for an iPod, and you're that pathetic not to earn your OWN money to buy one, well, I promise to buy you one of the same value within 3 months of handing it back to me. Hell, I'll get you any mp3 player that is £150 or under.

But, don't even THINK about trying to extort anything further from me. You would NOT want my fiance angry with you - you've probably seen him before.

Any decent human beings reading this in Swindon, I beg of you to keep an eye out for it.

It's easily identifiable. It is one of the new black 80GB classic models, with a black leather flip case. If you look at the iPod itself it is named "Victoria's iPod", and it has some very obscure music (just check genres and there will be "Eurobeat", nobody has ever heard of it let alone listens to it)

If you see it PLEASE let me know ASAP - coachvee@gmail.com

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